Showing posts with label fast food is evil. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fast food is evil. Show all posts
Sunday, April 3, 2011
"There's a free toy in every bag!"
As GiliusThunderhead demonstrates, fast food is at its most evil when it's targeting children. Grimace forgot to mention the free coronary artery disease in every bag!
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Hitler hates oven baked fries
Fast food has now organized a vast fast food extermination program. The method? Baking, or course.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
No Hope for the Fruits and Veggies
How can healthy food compete when fast food is so militant, organized, and downright evil? DSFlora paints a bleak picture of our nutritional future:
Monday, March 28, 2011
Expectations vs. Reality
You ever order a cheeseburger only to be sorely disappointed? The one you saw in the picture was this plump, proud, glistening grease sandwich of greatness. But the one you bought looks like it's been sat on for about an hour.
That's why bellez thinks fast food is evil. It's a compelling artwork, for sure:
That's why bellez thinks fast food is evil. It's a compelling artwork, for sure:
Sunday, March 27, 2011
An art competition to save humanity
We're all well aware of the ill effects of fast food. Saturated fats, hydrogenated fats, sodium...they're all going to kill you one day. YOU know that, yet health scientists continue to churn out the same articles month after month. As if we needed another nutritional treatise to solve our impending doom.
The fact of the matter is that fast food is evil. I don't mean that is some vague figurative sense. I mean fast food is actually running a worldwide sleeper cell operation; it's waiting, watching, plotting, and calculating to destroy everything you hold dear.
Fast food is infiltrating your life at an alarming rate and demoralizing your psyche. You think you can "determine" your level of health by the dietary choices you make every day. WRONG. That idea was just planted in your mind by the vast fast food conspiracy. You have NO CHOICE. You've already been set up for failure. You must submit and eat that cheeseburger.
By "fast food" I'm not talking about executives from fast food companies. I mean the cheeseburgers themselves are planning to kill you in your sleep. This is obvious so I'm not going to explain it.
So, artists of PA-G unite! Exercise your artistic powers and draw your best renditions of evil fast food. Submit them to Paint Avant-Garde and tag them with "fast food is evil." This art competition will run until the end of Sunday, April 3rd and the top-rated artwork will win.
Do it to save humanity!
The fact of the matter is that fast food is evil. I don't mean that is some vague figurative sense. I mean fast food is actually running a worldwide sleeper cell operation; it's waiting, watching, plotting, and calculating to destroy everything you hold dear.
Fast food is infiltrating your life at an alarming rate and demoralizing your psyche. You think you can "determine" your level of health by the dietary choices you make every day. WRONG. That idea was just planted in your mind by the vast fast food conspiracy. You have NO CHOICE. You've already been set up for failure. You must submit and eat that cheeseburger.
By "fast food" I'm not talking about executives from fast food companies. I mean the cheeseburgers themselves are planning to kill you in your sleep. This is obvious so I'm not going to explain it.
So, artists of PA-G unite! Exercise your artistic powers and draw your best renditions of evil fast food. Submit them to Paint Avant-Garde and tag them with "fast food is evil." This art competition will run until the end of Sunday, April 3rd and the top-rated artwork will win.
Do it to save humanity!
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