Cats Liberate Denver Intl. Airport

GiliusThunderhead demonstrates that the powerful, reptilian elite have hijacked America...that is, until the cats had something to say about it.

Choosing the wrong species

I purchased a lizard army of 8 archers, I researched enhanced woodworking and archery to give archers +2 damage and +3 speed. I reinforced the castle walls by +200. I even trained a lizard hero and erected a battle flag. Yet within mere seconds of the cragon (cat dragon) attack, I lost almost half of the army and my castle was on fire. I'm starting to think that felines are overpowered...

Reptilian Hieroglyphs

Conflicting excavations by Austerlitz have unearthed crude hieroglyphs depicting an ancient reptilian race. Behold below: the brutal execution of a feline by the lizard king Geckankhamun.

The Construction of His Eternal Tomb

DSFlora provides us with a glimpse into an ancient world of lizard subservience. In those early times, royal felines sought to gain a glorious afterlife through the construction of grandiose tombs and through the wholesale sacrifice of thousands of lizard virgins to the God-king Felinae.

Feline uprising

Every time I check the news, there seems to be a new set of countries that are plagued by riots. Libya, Oman, Yemen, Iran, Iraq, Croatia, the list goes on. Yet what the biased, anthropocentric Western media fails to report is that there have been significant worldwide cat uprisings at well. Grave atrocities are being committed wholesale against oppressive lizard regimes. Here is a new picture we recently came in procession of:

Submit to my will, ye mortals!

The struggle between cats and lizards intensifies. I can't believe that my dear friend Austerlitz has decided to weigh in on the side of those diabolical reptiles. Behold his legendary artwork, ye mortals!

Cats vs. Lizards

Once during my college days, I visited a girl who I was dating in New Haven, Connecticut. She was a family friend of a Yale professor of medicine and she was babysitting his 8-year old son that day. I grew up with little exposure to kids so I really didn't know how to treat this youngster, but this awkwardness quickly dissolved. The kid was a child prodigy and a little expert on lizards and other reptiles, and he had an array of lizard books laid out on the table. He proceeded to school me on the greatness of lizards.

At that time, I was going through a bit of a cat-obsessed phase, so we argued over which animal was the superior, and I somehow got the idea to sketch an enslaved lizard populace serving royally dressed felines. The boy was a bit of an artist himself, so he started his own set of sketches, and the next thing I knew we were in an all-out artistic war to see who could prove the worth of their respective animal.

It's in the spirit of this artistic struggle that Paint Avant-Garde announces its first art competition: Cats vs. Lizards. The competition starts immediately and will finish at the end of Sunday, March 6th. You can compete and submit as many artworks as you want by uploading artwork at PA-G and tagging it with 'cats vs lizards.' We'll judge who produced the best artwork, and this will settle once and for all which animal is the better. May the best animal win.