Werewolf Women of the S.S.

When I saw the Grindhouse double-feature film in a theater in 2007, I was blown away by the unique cinematic experience. I've since seen the two movies Planet Terror and Death Proof individually on DVD but it just isn't the same. The mood of the audience in the theater added to the awesomeness, but what really made the Grindhouse stand out were the fake exploitation film trailers. Here is one for Werewolf Women of the S.S.:

Unfortunately they had no real plans to make these fake movies. Nevertheless, I made an MS Paint artwork as an homage to the idea of crazed nazi superwomen werewolves:

Hitler was a crossdresser

During the final days of the Nazi German regime, there was a mad dash to destroy official documentation, evidence, and other paperwork involving orders to exterminate Jews. This is a well-known fact surrounding the history of the Holocaust. However, most people are unaware of the parallel -- and in many ways more frenzied -- effort by the Nazi regime to destroy all evidence of cross-dressing by top-ranking party officials, and especially by that of Adolf Hitler himself.

Thanks to MS Paint artists, historically-accurate renditions of their cross-dressing behavior have been created. Look at Hitler all dolled up for his big speech. Ain't he a cutie?

There are also renditions of Joseph Goebbels and Albert Einstein, two other prominent Germans of the time. And to think they tried to hide these wonderful pictures from the world...

Robots are your friends

Engineered to perfection, shining brightly with their appendages of death. Robots don't mean you any harm. They're here to serve man. So worry not, young man. Those cold, calculating mechanical eyes are not analyzing the best way to sever your arteries. The robots mean only to be your friend. Trust them.